Sonne Aluko (spelling mistake?) of Rangers,is refusing to transfer from Rangers to the New Co .....Possible Signing, would you like him?
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Aluko was at Aberdeen for a couple of seasons. He`s quite skilful and quick, but a typical Aluko performance goes like this:
5mins- Aluko beats 3 defenders in a mazy run, then scuffs his cross into the crowd.
10mins - Aluko works a shooting opportunity, then trickles his shot tamely past the post
15mins - defender whacks Aluko, Aluko disappears.
60mins - Aluko subbed, then anonymous for next 5 games.
We`d be better off with his sister - she`s in the England ladies team.
He also tried asking my daughter out, but his chat-up lines are evidently as poor as his end-product on the pitch.
He decided he was too good for Aberdeen, but he then spent half a season in the wilderness because no wanted him, before cash-strapped Rangers gave him a game at the end of last season (to be fair, he had quite a productive time there).
Anyway, he doesn`t bring anything that de Ridder hasn`t got.
And bottom line is he swapped red for blue, which of course makes him a complete ####.