Sonne Aluko

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RAZZYBOY97

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Sonne Aluko (spelling mistake?) of Rangers,is refusing to transfer from Rangers to the New Co .....Possible Signing, would you like him?

Discuss
 
Sonne Aluko (spelling mistake?) of Rangers,is refusing to transfer from Rangers to the New Co .....Possible Signing, would you like him?

Discuss

Aluko was at Aberdeen for a couple of seasons. He`s quite skilful and quick, but a typical Aluko performance goes like this:
5mins- Aluko beats 3 defenders in a mazy run, then scuffs his cross into the crowd.
10mins - Aluko works a shooting opportunity, then trickles his shot tamely past the post
15mins - defender whacks Aluko, Aluko disappears.
60mins - Aluko subbed, then anonymous for next 5 games.

We`d be better off with his sister - she`s in the England ladies team.
He also tried asking my daughter out, but his chat-up lines are evidently as poor as his end-product on the pitch.

He decided he was too good for Aberdeen, but he then spent half a season in the wilderness because no wanted him, before cash-strapped Rangers gave him a game at the end of last season (to be fair, he had quite a productive time there).

Anyway, he doesn`t bring anything that de Ridder hasn`t got.

And bottom line is he swapped red for blue, which of course makes him a complete ####.