Song for Sturridge

Denny Kalglish

Denny Kalglish

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He needs one - desperately.

How about :

"He's got the moves like Sturridge,
He's got the moves like Sturridge
He's got the moooooooves like Sturridge"

It's a deep, interpretation of his excellent off the ball movement and tactical awareness positionally.

And his silly dance.
 
He needs a song, and anything is better than nothing. Can't be worse than the **** coutinho song
 
Denny Kalglish said:
He needs one - desperately.

How about :

"He's got the moves like Sturridge,
He's got the moves like Sturridge
He's got the moooooooves like Sturridge"

It's a deep, interpretation of his excellent off the ball movement and tactical awareness positionally.

And his silly dance.
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all in all its a contemprary song if nothing else..... Can't say i like it though
 
Here's my effort, it probably needs some work . . .

[To the terrace-friendly strains of Tubthumping by Chumbawumba]:


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Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy

He finds the net
And scores a goal again
You're never gonna stop The Studge

He gets a goal away
He gets a goal at home

He scores headed goal
He scores left-foot goal
He scores a volleyed goal
He scores a right-foot goal

We sing the songs that remind us
Of the good times
We sing the songs that remind us
Of the better times

Don't cry for us
Blue ****e neighbors

Studge gets knocked down
But gets up again
You're never going to keep Studge down

[And repeat . . . ] :emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music
 
Ooooooooooo Worzel, worzel Gummidge, you know we love you so *clap clap* But nothing rhymes with Sturridge, so just score another goal *clap clap*


And repeat
 
Screw Sturridge, found this cracking Balotelli song which some other bloke came up with!

One Balo, Two Balo, Three Balotelli,
Pulls Up His Shirt When He Scores On The Tele,
Why Always Me Written On His Belly,
Ooohh Balotelli
 
Do not give Studge a song! All the players that get a song leave!!!
 
Two girls said:
Screw Sturridge, found this cracking Balotelli song which some other bloke came up with!

One Balo, Two Balo, Three Balotelli,
Pulls Up His Shirt When He Scores On The Tele,
Why Always Me Written On His Belly,
Ooohh Balotelli
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I like that and I don't mind if he ****s off :)
 
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That's 'Bubbles' from the Canadian mockumentry/comedy series "Trailer Park Boys'

****ing Classic, absolutely hilarious if you haven't seen it.
 
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