I think our lively young winger-cum-striker-cum-attacking-midfielder has established himself well enough to earn the privilege of a personal song. We're sometimes a bit slow to adaopt our favoured sons (!) musically, but here's a suggestion. As a cricket nut, I still hear the echoes of Graeme Swann being serenaded by the Barmy Army to the strains of the Joy Division classic, "Love Will Tear Us Apart (again)", adapted skilfully to be "Swann will tear you apart again!"....................... It's a gift. It's obvious. It's easy to sing and easy to remember! So come on guys - I'm too old to be leaping up and getting people going, but surely some of you on here could get us all singing, "Son - Son will tear you apart again!" Please!!
The good news is you can't fit Son Heung-min into Gangnam Style...although I have the feeling somebody's been trying to do just that for the past couple of seasons.
There's a bit of a dark one that got sung in a few pubs when he first joined: He's quick He'll score He'll eat your Labrador Heung Min Son! Heung Min Son!