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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I was told that most companies pay their staff if on jury duty but don't have to and the allowance you get from the state is next to **** all
     
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    monacoger, Sep 19, 2016
  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You can claim your wages back, we've already been issued forms to do it. Same as travelling expenses.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Sep 19, 2016
  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm only claiming travel, my employers are getting more done since i've been off and they've offered the court money to keep me.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Sep 19, 2016
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    So did your missus!
     
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    monacoger, Sep 19, 2016
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    DevAdvocate, Sep 19, 2016
  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    :huh:
     
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    monacoger, Sep 19, 2016
  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <confused>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Sep 19, 2016
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Load of pish. You're saying the state would cover Wayne rooney's wages if he was at court for 2-3 weeks? (As a juror you cheeky monkeys)
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 19, 2016
  9. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Or Venom's???

    The deficit would quadrangle ffs!!!
     
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    EDGE., Sep 19, 2016
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Little bird told me the state are already paying his wages.

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 19, 2016
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  11. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    tina?
     
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  12. Toby

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    *****ger's penis <ok>
     
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    Toby, Sep 19, 2016
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  13. monacoger

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    ****in yaaaaaaassssssssss <party>
     
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    monacoger, Sep 19, 2016
  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    There's a cap on how much you can claim. Think it's about 10 quid an hour.

    Good wage for Dev this week then.

    #midgitweathemidastouch
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 19, 2016
  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    It's a joke.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 19, 2016
  16. monacoger

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    He might manage to go on holiday for 2 weeks next time<ok>
     
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    monacoger, Sep 19, 2016
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 20, 2016
  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 20, 2016
  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Rules are rules. Stupid or not.
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 20, 2016
  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Barca -2??

    What were the odds ffs? 1/4?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 20, 2016
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