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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Aug 20, 2013.

  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ahem, I beg your pardon?
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye do have to admit it is a bit of a riddy, getting thoroughly skelped and still going through. Even bigger riddy if ye's get skelped aff Maribor.

    And don't for a minute claim ye's widny be saying the same if it was Rangers in that position <laugh>
     
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  3. User Deleted

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    That's just it - we probably would so I'm not exactly jumping for joy that we got put through

    Rangers wouldn't be in that position, they'd decline their qualification to the next round and let their opponents through in a dignified manner. Anything else would result in protests outside Ibrox, it'd be like Mo Johnston signing all over again
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

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    The Rangers would have dusted off the Brown Brogues of Dignity and contacted UEFA to tell them that The Rangers wanted no part of this "Tainted" walkover Timmy.
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

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    Exactly.

    #teamdignity
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

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    Paid back all those local businesses you owe money to yet?
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Face painters need to eat too.
     
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  8. Null

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    This fred is ****e, get it ****ing shut down <grr>
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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    You can tell by the look of him he was a peaophile and his crimes were covered up the establishment. That's his partner in crime next to him.
     
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    What is worse ..

    Celtic accepting UEFA's ruling

    An assistant Manager murdering his rival to get the Managers job
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Was that photo taken before or after the accidental drowning?
     
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  13. Null

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    and a murderer!
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Tut tut Pud, allegedly murdered. There's scant evidence that he was a bigoted, murdering bastard.
     
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  15. Null

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    13) One fine day at Ibrox a canary flew through an open window into the Manager&#8217;s office &#8211; and made its&#8217; home there. A cage was quickly produced, suspended from a hook by the window. The little bird lived a long life, occasionally sustained by a drop of the hard stuff&#8230;

    <laugh>
     
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  16. Patience

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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Well there's plenty of evidence he was a bigot, as with everyone connected with that disgusting club, but the murdering part isn't as cut and dry.

    Cue the 'youz ur beelin posts because of the Struth gags
     
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  19. Null

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    2 men went to row
    went to row a boat
    2 men went to row
    went to row a boat
    1 man came back
    the other failed to float
    1 man came back
    the other failed to float
     
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    <laugh>
     
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