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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    We are renting a house in Herefordshire, it's got 7 acres of grounds. That's going to be 7 acres of dug over grounds by the end of the week.
     
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  2. RebelBhoy

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    I'll boot you in the baws and give you a couple more acres.
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    The green-eyed monster... It's not posh just a normal sized house with a load of land we are free to roam. Far as I'm concerned I own it for a week so I'll be digging the **** out of it.
     
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  4. RebelBhoy

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    S'aight... I just wanted to use that gag. It's a rarity you get to use the ache-r s line.

    I saw footage from the Herfortshire regional metal detecting association's AGM online.... An impassioned speech by the Chairman

    [video=youtube_share;V-OYKd8SVrI]http://youtu.be/V-OYKd8SVrI[/video]

    Some bastard is spreading poison about the internet that McCoist is walking away... What a ****ing terrible thing to say.
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It was a good pun, right up there.

    Seven bloody acres, one acre a day, :D
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Aug 10, 2014
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    It was far from freezing, probably about 23/24 degrees. But Madrid had been more like 29.
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    **** this holiday ****. Spare a thought for heartbroken poles.

    Heres a wee tune for them to cheer the poor fellows up

    [video=youtube_share;uWhkbDMISl8]http://youtu.be/uWhkbDMISl8[/video]
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    There was that 6-1 scoreline last season anaw. Let's not forget about that. <laugh>
     
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  9. Patience

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    <rofl>.
     
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    Do Hearts have no sponsor now?

    Or is Ibrox a but like France......but instead of no alcohol advertising like in France, they won't let Hearts wear a shirt that advertises soap?
     
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    I wasn't at that. I'm not taking responsibility for Celtic getting beat 6-1. I took all the precautions I could to guard against that for the comfort of my sofa. I had my lucky pants on..... Let me tell you, there's **** all lucky about them pants......six ****ing wan.
     
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  16. VenomPD

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    <laugh> Aldo going on about a game from 9 months ago on the day when his team get beat in comedy fashion & their manager blames it on a Yorkshireman living in France.

    That's Huns for yie.
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Chic Young - So, Ally, Superally, Hearts eh ? Jammy ****s, eleven players , nae penalties, the lot. The players seemed to be off form again this afternoon, what was the problem ?

    Sally - Well, Chic, they seen a picture on the internet of Charles Green and - get this - he was wearing two shirts. Thats right Chic TWO SHIRTS ! Hardly possible for a professional footballer to concentrate for 90 minutes after something like that.
     
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  19. Patience

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    <laugh>

    Two Shirts Chuckles. Picture cracks me up every time.

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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    The discussion was about Rebels liking for Barcelona . I wasn't going on about the game, I mentioned it once as a joke.
    But don't let facts get in the way of you being a complete trumpet.

    That's Tims for ya. :emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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