Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

"Dear Grove Junior, please pass on our thanks to your darling Papa. Once more he came to the rescue and helped out us girls at the North Surrey Gymkhana event at the weekend after our coach came down with a sudden case of cramps. The practice sessions really paid off and we came away with winner's rosettes in the Dressage, Jumps and Eventing. Your Papa's instructions to "go small" with the jodhpurs seemed to work and the judges gave us top marks. Although the instructions he gave weren't exactly out of any equestrian training manuals I have ever seen the advice given that "if it isn't hanging out the front, it had better be hanging out the back" (what ever that means) certainly worked a treat. And your dear Daddy insisted that he be left to clean the saddles at the end of the competition. He certainly got into the spirit of the event and even offered to give us girls a pony ride if we wanted. What a true Gentleman."

 

**** off tuna

 

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To be fair it took Gretna 5 seasons to get from the bottom league to the premier league, it only took us 4 years. So, in your ****ing face, ****s

 

He's right

 

I liked this bit:

The promotion to join Scotland's elite clubs from next season comes almost four years after Charles Green bought the assets of Rangers after they were consigned to liquidation amid a financial meltdown

 

Gretna took ****ing 5 years, they had 2 seasons in the bottom league, you papist ****s

 

Gretna played in European Competition whilst in lower leagues of Scotland

Just saying

 

Technical Knock Out

 

I didn't think we were allowed to play in Europe until this season because of accounts or something, so shove your TKO up your hole!

 

I thought it's because you've won nothing of importance

 

Apparently clubs/companies/ethereal entities taking part have to show they are not in debt. By that measure The Rangers should be able to play in Europe as soon as Dave opens the War(b) Chest.

Don't everyone hold their breath.

 

They are ****ting themselves ^^^^

 

Dev's fine, he wears adult nappies (XXXS ones though)

 

No wonder. Have you seen the lad forrester???????

The English Messi

 

Supposedly he hates BHEASTS too.

 

If being in debt disqualified clubs from playing in Oorope there wid be nae clubs playing Oorope, including your club......Helensburgh hearts

 

Tax debts stop you playing in Europe unless SFA don't tell uefa