Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

OK I'll try again when Nicky and Mindy are back.

30p

 

Poof.

I'm in the bath.

 

He looks like he's Tea bagging .

 

Ye can only pish wi the cock ye huv

 

Venom pays someone to do it for him .

 

Just saw this in the Fail Which is the front of the bus left or right ?

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right

 

kidding on left

 

So this wee guy goes in tae a pub and shouts up a pint. He spots a big fish tank in the corner and at the bottom of the tank a big diamond sitting in the gravel.

"Here buddy" he says to the barman "wit's that big diamond in that fish tank fur"

"Well" says the barman "if you can fish that diamond oot ye can keep it. Be warned though buddy, that there tank is fulla man eating piranha. They ****s will strip yer arm to the bone in 10 seconds flat"

"Issat so" the wee fella replies "Kin I give it a go"

"Fill yer boots wee man"

So the wee fella troops over to the fish tank rolls up his sleeve, sticks his erm in and fishes oot the diamond without so much as a nibble from the man eating piranha.

" fukksake" crys the barman "That diamond has been in the for 12 years and nae **** has been able to get near it. How the **** didje dae that wee fella"

The wee guy points to his ermine where there is a tattoo.

CELTIC FUR RA TREBLE

"No even they ****s wid swally that mate"

 

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http://www.not606.com/threads/why-scottish-football-is-better-than-english-football.322498/page-3

 

Monica made it up btw.

 

Well done Scan the front of the bus is indeed on the right because the passenger doors are on the other side.

 

It's a left hand drive though.

 

Scan is a Scotsman so it isn't .

 

cool just ignore my comment about it being on the left it was a joke

 

He's a true Scotsman