Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and
eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's
this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a
bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "It’s really spoiled my need for
food."Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like
a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still
not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving."

 

That's was ****ing ****e

 

Why did you bother with the reply then ****face

 

Because I was angry I read it.

I hope you never typed that out?

 

Any comic worth his salt would welcome feedback. Do you think Dev would be the comedian he is today if he had ignored the critics?

 

Stolen jokes are ****e, the home made ones is where the real hilarity is.

 

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used to say taigs

 

Just realised Huggy is Squiggy etc

 

"You've got a face like a kiddyfiddling *****". (made it up myself).

 

Not your best work.

 

Finger on the pulse there. I've only been using it since June.

It's about time I changed it again.

 

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****, twat, wid, dyke.

 

Who is twat and wid?

 

I'd pump both the birds.

 

@Archers Road

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@jenthesaint1990

 

I prefer the big, gay pink top to that tartan abortion.

 

I think both of them are crap but the pink one is slightly less absolutely ****e than the blue one.

Yes?

 

The tartan one looks like one you'd get at the local markets in Benidorm...