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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Aug 20, 2013.

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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Gerard skelped <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 17, 2015
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  2. Mick O'Toon

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    Sounds plausible to me,there's a lot of gangsters hiding out in Amsterdam and have ended up with a pair of cement boots.I think Malaga is worse,some right bad 'uns down there!
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 17, 2015
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Dev has dished out more skelpings to Huns this last wee while than Aldo has to his Wife.
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 17, 2015
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    I bet he ****ing hasn't, otherwise they would have made a film about Blantyre Sniper and not American Sniper<ok>
     
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    monacoger, Sep 17, 2015
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Its looking like Beale is in the frame. We could nail the coconut to the palm tree if you fancy playing Hutch to my Starsky ?
     
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    Boab.
     
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    monacoger, Sep 17, 2015
  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    The Halfway Sniper.


    used to be tickled that there was a bus that went to " Halfway ". ( Cambuslang )

    Simpler times mate, simplesr times.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    For a contract hit it was a piss poor effort, one ****ing shot to the chest?????? pah

    You'd know it was a pro if he double-tapped the fat ****.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Sep 17, 2015
  9. monacoger

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    Exactly, it was an argument between two smelly Celtic fans., not a contract hit at all.
     
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    monacoger, Sep 17, 2015
  10. Ciaran

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    How'd he get the gun through the Airport?
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 17, 2015

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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Malaga isn't like that at all, but down the road in Marbella is a different story.
     
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    I've already answered that, he borrowed it from his mate Boab who lives in The Dam
     
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    monacoger, Sep 17, 2015
  13. Ciaran

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    Those pesky Taigs.
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 17, 2015
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    I think I may have just witnessed somebody passing a gun to somebody else outside the EuroBar on the webcam. Watch this space for part 2 of The Smellies Go To War
     
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    monacoger, Sep 17, 2015
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    Boab the Black.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Sep 17, 2015
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    They got into an argument and one of them asked his mate if he could borrow his gun. Happens all the time.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Sep 17, 2015
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    Nope, Black Boab is his nickname
     
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    monacoger, Sep 17, 2015
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    A pal of Soapy Soutar, wee Eck and Oor Wullie by all accounts.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Sep 17, 2015
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    All fingered by PC Murdoch at one time or another
     
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    rogueleader, Sep 17, 2015
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    Fnarr fnarr
     
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    DevAdvocate, Sep 17, 2015
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