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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Actually Ayia Napa is a really nice place. The square is beautiful. Right up to about 6pm then it turns into a madhoose
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Wouldn't know M9.
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Aye they were about 5 minutes on the quad bikes to there, said 8t was lovely.

    Selfish **** though, i'll go abroad for yer stag but I'm not forking out for a wedding abroad on top of my family jollies.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 20, 2015
  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    M9 <laugh>

    On the yellas mate?
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <laugh>

    Na few bud just for the match (btts)

    My wee lad gives it the M9 patter.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 20, 2015
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I thought that was Spanish for "I'm going for a Seista".
     
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    :(
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> <applause>

    He's here all week folks
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Don't encourage the **** <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 20, 2015
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    A couple of months ago i was changing my car. It was a Mazda6 sport. I was emptying all the wee nooks and crannies in it and lo and behold... i came across a full packet of Kamagra in the wee sneaky mini compartment at the right hand side of the dash.

    Result.

    I have one left. <party>
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aye cos they always use Spanish when naming their toons in Greece ya daft auld ****.
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Not surprised you need them, black eyes on yer bird wouldn't be a turn on.

    Or would it...
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 20, 2015
  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Don't be a hater
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 20, 2015
  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Times the burd calling Nev?
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 20, 2015
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    When the auld Kamagra is involved the cow is black and blue all over. She ends up wea a fanny like a western saloons swing doors.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    She said 8ish m9

    Better move it. She's stayin oor so it couldn't be any more nailed on.

    I cannot miss work the morra but. 100% not an option <wah>
     
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    On the contrary, do encourage me.
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You in your own gaff now?
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 20, 2015
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ye were probably in Protaras mate
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Aye. Had a flat for oor a year now. It's a belter. Ask venom
     
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