Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

Or one of the knives your colleagues use, it'll be like bits of crust in the butter but it'll actually be wee dangle berries of jobbie

 

Too right. Alonso is a dreamboat <luv>

 

Is James Hunt still racing?

The ultimate ****.

 

Probably mentioned this before but years ago, on a school trip to London we saw a rather inebriated Mr Hunt sat outside a pub with his agent and an Alsatian. My teacher, poor misguided fool, thought it would be a good idea to get us all to talk to him. I seem to recall the agent getting very agitated and the conversation went something like this
"James - can you say hello to my class"
"yes - hello - now leave me alone"
"James - what's your dog's name?"
"****er"
"come on kids - I can't wait to show you the paintings in the National Gallery"

 

meh

And I really mean: meh

 

The joke that will never wear thin

 

You, ya fat **** ^^^^

 

Fat? GIRFUY ya ugly hun

 

Ugly? Am a quim meltingly handsome bastard. Wimmin squirt when I even glance at them.

And why are you disco dancing like monica?

 

Don't talk piss, you've no been with a woman for years

 

Wy are you disco dancing like monica?

 

I like dancing got a problem with that?

 

Need to pull a Munich.

Eddie help us out

 

ffs

 

****in belter

 

I think it's Barrie...

 

Nah, far too much stubble for our Barrie

 

I was going to post similar, Monica.

Plus the guy's got style right out of 1980's Ayrshire (or 2015 Ireland) whereas most cats know I'm on top of the game when it comes to current styles and trends.

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