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  • when making a sandwich, take a slice of bread from each end, so you get an even amount of vitamins, that tend to sink to one end.. this is what is meant by a balanced diet.
  • if one exhales after a breath one may take another breath and not suffocate.


You're welcome chaps.
 
If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.
 
pud said:
If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.
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<ok> That's a handy life saver to know Pud. I thank you .
 
If your pig becomes unwell then cover it in salt and spices.

It will either kill it or cure it...
 
Next time you're constipated or the poo just isn't coming out, push down on the space in between your tailbone and your butthole. The poo will come right out.
 
Don`t throw away your used cotton buds, paint the sticks red and blue and you`ve got yourself an American Gladiator staff for your star wars figures.
 
BUY a television set exactly like your neighbours&#8217;. Then annoy them by standing outside their window and changing their channel using your identical remote control.
 
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