Our head groundsman, Scott Tingley, has been given some nicknames by his pals. Mow Salah Lawn Dyche Pep Guardimower Robin Van Turfie Jose Mowrinho Grassen Wenger
Have I Got News For You? As the value of the Russian rouble continues to plummet, No 10 warns that until it recovers all peerages must be paid for in pound sterling.