Coffee... in through the mouth and out through the nose and sprayed everywhere - keyboard, screen, desk...
Two socialists at a nudist colony were sitting at the bar. One says 'have you read Marx?' The other replies 'it's these wicker chairs'
She was at it with fellow MP Mark Field too - ended his marriage - not to mention with various research assistants.
And I dare say that, given what their government dumps, that could well be sh*t creek they're sinking into.
That was actually a joke response on Twitter this morning to the news of the Kwasi U-turn on tax cuts - am fairly certain that BBC Scotland didn't/wouldn't have reported anything like that. Their policy wouldn't allow them to report on anything that might run the risk of being spun to make the current Scottish government look good. In fact they are the ones who canvassed high earners for quotes on whether or not they would leave Scotland if the Scottish government refused to implement the tax cuts - and ran with a few who obliged, notably Roddy Dunlop KC.
Brilliant stuff. "Enter Simon Clarke, who is so devoid of personality that his official portrait is the curtains behind him"