I've lost track of the number of arguments I've had with other teachers (and pupils) over whether or not those three are homophones. The first two certainly are, but the last one isn't...
A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she said, "It smells absolutely delicious!" Being a kind-hearted Scot, he thought, "What the hell, I'll treat her!" So they walked past it again…
Why does this headline from the Watford Observer make me laugh? "M1 stayed shut for more than 13 hours after lorry full of bananas caught fire"