Imagine the reaction if a group of men all bought their wives the same outfit - cold shoulder/hot tongue for a month at home...
Have I Got News For You 'Dover tailbacks showing signs of improvement' say drivers joining the queue in Aberdeen.
That so reminds me of when my son and I drove to Aberdeen airport to collect the rest of our family upon their arrival here from Australia in 2004. We got stuck in a traffic jam about 4 miles from the airport and sat and watched their plane land in horror, unable to let my wife know we were stuck in traffic. That was at 9:30 am - we didn't manage to get to the airport for another 90 minutes.
To paraphrase Woody Allen: I’m assuming Liz was doing to him what he has been doing to the country since he’s been Chancellor.