I posted my postal vote for next week's elections last week - and at the same time posted the stool sample for my bowel screening test. Unfortunately though, it seems I mixed up the envelopes. I'm not too worried about not finding out if I have bowel cancer - but am panicking at the possibility that I may have inadvertently voted Tory...
They are all as bad as each other regardless of which "party" they come from. Angela Rayner was at a lockdown event with Starmer - BBC News
No, they're not. They really aren't despite what the media would have us believe. This has already been investigated. Local tory mp causing mischief via a FoI request. Really is false equivalence.
Front page headline in last Saturdays Daily Telegraph "Porn MP" refuses to resign as he loses the Whip. Definately one for Have I Got News For You to play with.
I told my boss I had three companies after me and so I was looking for a wage rise. He asked which three companies were after me... I said "electric, gas and water..."
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