My favourite is PEBKAC error. Got told off at work for giving it as a reason for their issues then walking away (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)
Spoons customers will be reassured to know that '2043' denotes that the glass was made by Verrerie Cristallerie d’Arques, France, to EU standards. please log in to view this image
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That top one is odd - you may be able to open the door, but then what? There's no room to get in and then close it again. One of those PVC concertina doors needed I'd say...
Michael Gove's face upon googling 'How many Imperial ounces in a gram?' - and getting the answer 0.0353.