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Some Fun For a Friday Afternoon

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  1. duggie2000

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    An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
    I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
    He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
    An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
    The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.
    This continued off and on for several weeks.
    Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'...!
    The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar ...
    'HE LIVES IN A HOME, WITH MY NON-STOP CHATTING AND NAGGING WIFE, HE'S TRYING TO CATCH UP ON HIS SLEEP .. CAN I COME WITH HIM TOMORROW ....???'
     
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    Two Great White sharks spied survivors of a sunken ship whilst swimming in the ocean, .

    "Follow me son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam towards the mass of people.

    "First we swim around them a few times, with just the tip of our fins showing."

    And they did.

    "Well done, son. Now we swim around them a few times, with all of our fins showing."

    And they did.

    "Now we go in and eat everybody."

    And they did.

    When they were both gorged, the son asked,

    "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first ? Why did we swim around and around them ?"

    His wise father replied.

    "Because they taste better if you scare the **** out of them first."
     
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    And Scotland rejoices, shouting "Haste ye back then" in unison...

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    An amusing little Twitter thread about small businesses which have pinched & adapted logos of much larger businesses...

     
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    A bit of fun from You 'Orns TV

     
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    New evidence suggests that Stanley Johnson may have had more hands-on experience with alpacas than previously thought.
     
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    BoJo brought forward the emergency Afghanistan COBRA meeting to yesterday...

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    "the party's reputation for being able to provide sound governance." - has he been at Gove's stash of white powder? ;)

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    This is the moment that James knew he was going to marry Sheila
     
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    I know which one would run the country better.
     
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