Fair enough, but it revolts me to see charities raising money for the NHS etc. The money raised comes disproportionately from those less wealthy. I see the National Lottery in this regard, too.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA, I thought I had a dark warped sense of humour - That Duggie has made me have to clean a coffee splurted laugh off my desk!
Priti Patel is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Priti, in her usual bullying manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check - you were driving.' The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. 'You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says Priti. Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face. 'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Priti. The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. ' 'What on earth did you say?' asks Priti. 'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them: I'm Priti Patel's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'
