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Some Fun For a Friday Afternoon

Discussion in 'Watford' started by wear_yellow, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. duggie2000

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    Fair enough, but it revolts me to see charities raising money for the NHS etc. The money raised comes disproportionately from those less wealthy. I see the National Lottery in this regard, too.
     
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    The reading out of football results in this manner should be compulsary - hilarious...

     
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    AHAHAHHAHAHAHA, I thought I had a dark warped sense of humour - That Duggie has made me have to clean a coffee splurted laugh off my desk!
     
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    Priti Patel is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

    Priti, in her usual bullying manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check - you were driving.'

    The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

    'You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says Priti.

    Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.

    'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Priti.

    The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. '

    'What on earth did you say?' asks Priti.

    'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them: I'm Priti Patel's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'
     
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    Can you explain this to me please Yorkie!
     
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    A bit like Watford starting a new game with a new formation and players under Vlad the Impaler
     
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