Breaking News !!! The Conservatives have announced they are changing their logo to a condom because it reflects more accurately the Government's political stance ! A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Public Safety Announcement: In order to avoid collateral damage to innocent members of the public, Brexiters are politely requested to report to their nearest quarry for the 3rd National Non-Brexit Day Controlled Explosion Ceremony at 11pm on Thursday 31st October. Thank you for your co-operation.
The Krankies have secured their first gig in years. <img src="https://video.dailymail.co.uk/preview/backup/2019/11/01/3545668678561346796/636x382_JPG-SINGLE_3545668678561346796.jpg" width="636" height=380 />
please log in to view this image The Brexit party taking photos of their candidates for the General Election. I hope the photographer didn't included the text above their heads. The casting out of devils for some reason seems very apt.