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Discussion in 'Watford' started by wear_yellow, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. andytoprankin

    andytoprankin Well-Known Member

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    Of course these days The Eagles would simply have left a terrible review on Tripadvisor.
     
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    He's certainly a game little bugger! <laugh>

     
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    I thought Santa was from a non EU country so why is he unwelcome here?
     
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    ‘A Tale of Two Cities’ was originally serialised in two Midlands local papers. It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.
     
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    My great, great, great grandfather was drowned when he fell into a large vat of varnish.

    He came to a sticky end but he had a lovely finish.
     
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    <rofl> <ok>
     
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    15 inch Brush with Holder

    *Trump hands actual size

    *Trump may appear useful when scrubbing the rim

    * For external use only.

    The bad news is that these brushes have proved to be so popular that the demand is overwhelming the supply.

    Due to the huge response on the popular market site, people are now looking at 6-8 weeks arrival time on these orders.

    They may not come cheap, but they are most certainly worth the NZ $35.70 (£19) and shipping for another $35.70.
     
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    Cows have hooves because they lactose!
     
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    Apologies for the implied bad language but this did make me smile!

    Teacher:-"Sarah, give me a sentence with the word contagious in it."

    Sarah :-" Yes miss my next-door neighbour is painting the outside of his house with a two inch brush and my father said it will take the contagious "
     
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    Took me ten seconds [emoji38]

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    Condoms don't provide full protection during sex. My friend was wearing one and got shot by the girl's boyfriend!
     
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    Surely not [emoji6] FB_IMG_1559968839535.jpg

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    Mm.. FB_IMG_1560099517354.jpg

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    Is throwing dairy produce at Nigel Farage a case of lactose for intolerence?
     
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