At a fancy dress party: Host: Er, and what are you dressed as? Guest: A harp Host: That outfit's too small to be a harp... Guest: Are you calling me a lyre?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...rth-is-flat/?tid=sm_tw&utm_term=.7fbfd848c538 Couldn't think where else to post this - but it did make me laugh. An American plans to launch himself in a home-made rocket to prove that the Earth is flat. What could possibly go wrong?
http://irishpost.co.uk/irish-villagers-complain-viagra-plant-fumes-men-dogs-walking-around-hard-ons/ "One whiff and you're stiff" - you have to love the Irish...
One positive of that is the "news Ashes" on the Channel 4 show "The Last Leg" is 2-1 to Aus, beating the reaction in the Australian Parliament to the legalisation of same-sex marriage, It's unlikely that the real Ashes series will have the same scoreline after Perth.