This video of an Irishman trying to catch a bat in his house had me in stitches... http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/09/irish-people-and-dog-try-to-catch-bat-in-kitchen-in-video.html
My wife thought she had put her gym leggings on the wrong way round so on returning home we reviewed the situation and agreed on which side was the front. I noticed that they were made by Puma with a vague logo on the front so I told my wife that the pussy goes at the front!
You'd think he would have learned by now. Rule #1 for politicians - never be pictured holding a laptop on the internet.
http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/ma...ht-with-100-000-does-of-fake-viagra-1-4560360 To be honest, I'm rather surprised this stood up in court...
They forgot to say that you face a long queue (we queued in heavy rain) to get in for them to ask for a £5 donation per head, sneer if you don't (we didn't because I think it should be free). Then they've moved any interactive stuff into a part of the museum you have to pay for (£22 for us), in so doing they've closed the previously two best galleries (one to deal with the queues to pay to get into the good part, and another, the all so necessary coffee shop without which the crappacino brigade would just "simply die"). Once, a great museum. Not now. Boom!
There are between 500k and 700k deer in Scotland. According to the headline then, this man held about a third of the female population of deer north of the border.