I attarcted a bunny boiler at work years ago. She started of all right but then kept bombarding me with texts and phone calls and i'd just be nice even though it was doing my head in. Then one day i had enough and sent her a really drunken rant. I never spoke to her again but a few acquaintances said she didn't took it well - and they all changed their numbers so she wouldn't seek a replacement...... Mind, i was a stupid **** as a shag was never ever on offer so she ended up playing me for a mug for 2 years because she thought I was a nice bloke with no hidden agenda
I met me ex (like when I was 14/15, then pumped her every few months over the course of my teenage years) at my mates engagement party. My ex had just had a wean and was HUGE and I ripped the hole out her, my daughter was there and I grabbed her, went up to my ex and said "this could've been your mum" Went down well My ex was last seen at 11:59pm spewing like **** outside after overdoing the wine
I feel, at this point, we as your GC family must take you aside and say WHIT THE ****? The moment a burd tries to friend zone ye you walk away and never look back. That decision should be made in days never mind two ****in years. Don't be nice to them. It's apparent quite quickly when a shag isny on the cards. Ditch the needy bint. Sorry, mate, you got friend zoned. But don't ever let it happen again.
Thanks Gambol When I throw myself into the river Thames tomorrow I'll have your words of comfort ringing in my ears.
I had an ex who'd been a right nasty bitch to me and I bumped into her in a club, I'd just won £600 on the horses and was necking champagne with a stunning lady friend/colleague who was more than willing to play the part of infatuated new lover. Shallow I know but one of the best moments of my life.
Mibby I went a bit far. But stay oot of friend zone. If in doubt, try it on with her. If it works it's a win. If it doesn't she'll let ye know why. Either way, ye avoided the friend zone. ...unless, ye try it on, she refuses but is really nice about it - that's friend zone. In that case my advice is brutal rape cos the boot deserves it.
Games like that are never shallow and always worth it. Always amazes me how wimmin can be so easily persuaded to emotionally **** over other wimmin.
It depends I suppose, on how many ex's you've got! They are all different in their own special way. Some I would simply leave the room for, whilst others would enjoy a happy reunion.
I used to bump into a one-night stand all the time when I was a youngster, because she was a friend of a friend. I even ended up working at the same place for a while and getting the same bus It was always a bit cringe-worthy. The shag itself was a disappointing affair. She wasn't bad looking, but a bit of a slag who 3 of my mates had boned at some point. A load of us were in a mini-bus home and I hadn't spoken to her the whole time we'd been out, but we somehow ended up necking in the mini-bus and she got out at mine <easy> I stuggled to get it up for a while due to the 15 or so pints I'd imbibed, but after some expert oral on her part, I finally managed to give her a decent seeing to. Unbeknownst to either of us, while we were coupling, the dog was ripping her handbag to shreds. Needless to say she wasn't too impressed. Thank god the taxi came quickly.
