I'm really glad to hear this Mick, i for one was starting to worry just a smidge. I'd rather be celibate for the rest of my life than run the risk of having to go anywhere near her gaping cavenous gash.
To be honest Dave, i don't even think i'd manage to get it up with her being near me, let alone give IT the money shot.
She would be on the front of Closer for about 6 months because of it. The single worst aspect of modern day Britain is that I keep somehow finding out about Katy Price's private life, despite the fact I don't read Closer, I don't watch Living TV and I don't chit chat to women the information somehow still manages to transmit itself into my brain.
