So if she put it on a plate tee'd up with a nosh and a full tongue workout on your balls and hoop, you'd say no?
Bollocks to the Knightley haters, man. I'd have to be pulled aff it by circus animals. For a bird most others would pump, but I widnae, I'd have to say please log in to view this image
So ****. None of you said you wouldn't do Barrymore. By proxy, you're all choking to get drowned with an arse smelling of 17 varieties of jizz. So there
That **** from sex and the city! please log in to view this image Although I probably would do this one please log in to view this image
This rancid sack o ****e, weren't sure if that other pic was her. I would rather shag Anne Robinson live on tv than this skanky talentless scabby fannied slapper. please log in to view this image