As much as he looks like the mashed beaks, ringpieces and feet of chicken before they become chicken nuggets, and as wasteful as he is in the transfer window, if ever he were to manage us, the time is now. Wherever he has gone, whatever sideways move he has made, he always overachieves until someone gives him transfer money (not a problem here).
We need an organiser, a results-orientated ogre, if we are to stay up. Depends entirely whether you believe there is any point to fighting it under Ashley though, which I don't really!
We would then need a new manager at the end of the season - would rather keep Schteve until end of season and if no imprvement bring in De Boer