So there’s this pub...

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    In Consett called the Duke.

    Rake loads of Mackems pile out of their special supporters bus into the boozer after every home game.

    It’s childish but....

    To confess...


    Tonight just before they arrived I loaded the jukebox with prepaid songs...

    Deeper and down by the quo
    Local hero
    Everybody hurts by R.E.M.
    Local hero
    End of the world as we know it R.E.M.
    local Hero
    The 4 more lots of Local Hero.

    Pissing on their cheesy chips....


    :)
     
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    <laugh> great work Chippy.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Could have added the following

    All Over Now - Rolling Stones
    It's a Heartache - Bonnie Tyler
    Crying - Roy Orbison
    Anything by Fleetwood Mac(kems)
    Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton
    Ain't No Sunshine - Bill Withers
    Boys Don't Cry - The Cure
    Don't Give Up - Peter Gabriel and Kate Bush
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I’ll save these for when they get back from Wolves. If I can beat the bus back that is :)
     
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    Why wasn't there, Down Down by Status Quo
     
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    No More Heroes The Stranglers
    Paint it Black The Rolling Bones
    Back in Black AC/DC Brian Johnson massive Toon fan
     
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    Emotional Rescue - Rolling Stones
    I'm Going Down - Bruce Springsteen
    Street Fighting Man - Rolling Stones (Especially for The Nibbler)
    Peasant In The Big ****ty - The Stranglers
    Yesterday - The Beatles
    Looking Up - Elton John
     
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    Didn't even know they had electricity in Consett
     
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    Ahhh, the Stranglers! I saw them last month in Newcastle and of course, Baz the lead guitarist is a mackem. He's given us some grief the last few years but not this time. He was very well received <laugh>
     
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