That's surprisingly accurate, my garden is a ****ing mess right now. Spring is upon us, time to pay somebody to sort it out because all I know about gardening is don't dig too deep or you'll wake the ex up.
I've heard Caitlin Jenner is free for a couple of weeks, do the ego good like seeing that thing push a qualcast around your back garden..
I was reading an arcticle on the BBC website about Bill Wyman having prostate cancer and I know someone on here mentioned him going with Mandy Smith when she was under 16; The musician also courted controversy in the 1980s, when he married 18-year-old model Mandy Smith. Wyman, who was 52 at the time, reportedly began dating Smith when she was 14. In recent years, as the Jimmy Savile scandal unfolded, he approached police to ask whether they wanted to question him about their relationship. "I went to the police and I went to the public prosecutor and said, 'Do you want to talk to me? Do you want to meet up with me, or anything like that?' and I got a message back, 'No,'" he said. "I was totally open about it."
That is outrageous. So it's not just Johnson who thinks he's above the law - his family (sister) does as well.
Theres a story in the guardian today about a former sun editor been convicted of publishing a pixelated pic of the lass.
