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So are we all gonna die then?

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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I saw two punters wearing masks this morning, getting on the train to Cambridge. So I expect Cambridge will be next.


    It's basically flu ffs.
     
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  2. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    they dont know yet .. everyone might die in time...
     
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    If I get it I am taking up felching as a serious hobby....... Oh hang on.
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    the saudis will pull out now..
     
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    Toonitus, Jan 31, 2020
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Corona is almost raccoon

    As in raccoon city resident evil.
     
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  6. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    yup, and I **** you not, this is the logo for the bio tech lab in China that has been working on the cure

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    Logo look familiar?
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Exactly.

    This is ****in it boys! Get your apocalypse packs ready.
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Can't see anything.
     
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    Maybes it's a secret biological weapon that has been unleashed by Donny or wor Vlad.
     
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  11. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    You never played Resident Evil?!

    In the game, there is an evil organisation called Umbrella who develop Bio chemical weapons like viruses and the like, and they unleash a zombie virus on the US.
    And this is their logo:

    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah... just the original image you posted isn't showing for me.
     
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  14. Sucky

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    Do you drive a train?

    Choochoo
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    That's probably the virus mate. It's spread from you to your phone.
     
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    this is what you get for eating fried bats.
     
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    i dont understand why we let them back in the country... if they just killed them the problem was solved
     
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  18. Bodinki

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    The whole thing kicked off because Chinese wet markets bring live animals to their food markets, like snakes, bats, monkeys and other ****, and have them around stalls where they are selling food.
    They reckon this almost certainly stems from someone eating an infected bat either fried on a stick, or in soup, which are killed in front of the customer at the market and cooked on the spot. The animal is not cleaned, isnt tested for disease or any **** like that.
    China has had so many food shortages and famines that they are used to eating pretty much anything they can get their hands on, they eat cockroaches, scorpions, spiders, anything.......it's ****ed up!!
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Id rather eat a person tbh, quite seriously.

    Never eaten any but im sure some human leg with some reggae reggae on it would be much nicer than deep fried bat on a stick.
     
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    Someone needs to deliver my chicken chow mein
     
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