Snow Boarding

I see what you did there, but surely nobody's face looks like that bird's arsehole, how would you be able to see?

 

Yep. Here's the after:

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You squeeze one and all the air goes into the other one.

 

Well, why the **** don't you tell us, Einstein??

 

I don't know, hence I asked the question.

 

So its fair to say no one has been snow boarding then??

 

I think Monaco and Gambol go arse boarding together if that helps?

 

Ok, pick you up at 8

 

I tried it a few years ago, but after 5 minutes of not being able to stand upwithout falling over, I decided against it.

 

You should be used to that you reeking alkie ****.

 

In truth I have done some skiing and snow boarding but the falling over is more enjoyable when you've had a gut full of booze and a few lines of Bolivias finest

 

Affirmative.

 

Was tempted a couple of times to go try the whole skiing thing mainly cos of everything I heard about the epres ski. Never got around to it. Maybe one day. I'll remember your top tip, though.

 

Apres ski, you dizzy ****! Apres as in after!

 

Well excuse me for no being able to speak froggy. <huff>

 

You are excused.

 

Apres ski is good but in my opinion pre ski is even better for several reasons. You don`t give a **** when you fall down, you don`t give a **** looking a **** and the whole thing is more enjoyable. Only tricky bit is getting on the ski lift when your wasted