Smudgers and blumphing

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The above are two words that I only learned recently.

Blumphing is dropping a brown demon whilst getting your helmet polished.

A smudger is a frozen jobby used as a dildo <yikes>


Is there really a need for seperate words for pervy poo games?


Does anyone (apart from ER) really want a bird (or a dude) to drop a steamer on them or get podgered with a frozen one?

Them youngsters, I tell ya.....
 
blumpkin 410 up, 222 down
Considered a delicacy amongst weird kids, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while taking a dump.
Also used as a chant during basketball games.
Dude, after I took your sister to Taco Bell, she gave me the best blumpkin ever.
 
monkey face 553 up, 105 down
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright darling can i give you a monkey face?"
 
CosmicBandito_LUFC said:
monkey face 553 up, 105 down
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright darling can i give you a monkey face?"
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NO-ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT, SURELY TO **** <laugh>
 
There used to be a poster on here who used to go on about blumpkins. Lightfoot was his name. Once known as Fife Bear on the old 606.
 
A guy in my work has a mate called Smudger - he googled his name and got the frozen jobby dildo stuff -once I mentioned this to one of my mates, he informed me of blumphing


That's my story and I'm sticking to it m'lud
 
CosmicBandito_LUFC said:
monkey face 553 up, 105 down
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright darling can i give you a monkey face?"
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Even better

Often, the man may rip out his partner's pubic hair instead, which creates the far more eye-watering 'Baboonchops'.
 
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