Smoking Grass

That'll be why all these stoners beat their wife and kids, kill folk with their cars, go into pubs and knock **** out of complete strangers then?

Did you know that beelin' in Jamaican is Jamming? That's what Bob Marley was singing about. I'm beeling in the name of the lord.

Nothing worse than an ex smoker

 

Damn it! I meant Thank her for the post.

 

I'm going away this weekend and planning on being pished for the whole time. After that, I'm going to be packing it in for at least 6 months.

Getting a nice wee bonus this Friday so told the missus I'd get her a bottle of booze of her choice <romanticmuir> and she said no, she would prefer if I bought her hangover tablets The reality of pumping a 29 year old

 

Where ye gawn?

 

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How many drink related crimes are committed in the UK each year? Probably hundreds of thousands.

How many stoners commit crimes in the UK each year? Probably very few if any at all. We are too lazy/chilled to commit crimes.

 

All of them. It's against the law

 

Dev's chilled ye know

 

Not at the moment ya ****

 

Lodge near Aberdeen. Won't give an exact location in case ER tries to bum me. About 20 minutes drive from Aberdeen.

 

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For the same reason you get pished I'd imagine

 

Irony missed

I get pished on a social basis. The only time I ever have a drink myself is if I'm playing some poker (I'll have a whisky) or when I get home from a night out (I'll lie on the couch with a beer, fall asleep within 2 minutes and probably spill the beer on the carpet)

 

The main reason I smoke is to chill me out aye.

But thats only for everyone elses safety.

 

Seperated at birth me an you MD

 

You need to have a smoke, chill out a bit.

 

Next time you're there then smoke some white widow part of its genetic modification is to take away all spouse paranoia. It makes you think you're single again.


Mind you if you smoke enough you may well be single again.

 

Auld ****