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<[O__o]>;4959379 said:
Correct, Callum.

Even getting drunk now is old hat. Going on hols next week and thinking about packing in the booze afterwards.

Smoking weed is just a lame attempt at suppressing ones inner beel. It's no surprise that 3 of the most excitable Not606ers, Dev, MD and Bib are dope smokers. Rather than facing their beel issues 'head-on', they rely on drugs to gloss over their obvious personality disorders.
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That'll be why all these stoners beat their wife and kids, kill folk with their cars, go into pubs and knock **** out of complete strangers then? :police:

Did you know that beelin' in Jamaican is Jamming? That's what Bob Marley was singing about. I'm beeling in the name of the lord.

Nothing worse than an ex smoker <whistle>
 
<[O__o]>;4959379 said:
Correct, Callum.

Even getting drunk now is old hat. Going on hols next week and thinking about packing in the booze afterwards.

Smoking weed is just a lame attempt at suppressing ones inner beel. It's no surprise that 3 of the most excitable Not606ers, Dev, MD and Bib are dope smokers. Rather than facing their beel issues 'head-on', they rely on drugs to gloss over their obvious personality disorders.
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I'm going away this weekend and planning on being pished for the whole time. After that, I'm going to be packing it in for at least 6 months.

Getting a nice wee bonus this Friday so told the missus I'd get her a bottle of booze of her choice <romanticmuir> and she said no, she would prefer if I bought her hangover tablets <laugh> The reality of pumping a 29 year old <laugh>
 
<[O__o]>;4959379 said:
Correct, Callum.

Even getting drunk now is old hat. Going on hols next week and thinking about packing in the booze afterwards.

Smoking weed is just a lame attempt at suppressing ones inner beel. It's no surprise that 3 of the most excitable Not606ers, Dev, MD and Bib are dope smokers. Rather than facing their beel issues 'head-on', they rely on drugs to gloss over their obvious personality disorders.
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<laugh><laugh><laugh>.
 
<[O__o]>;4959379 said:
Correct, Callum.

Even getting drunk now is old hat. Going on hols next week and thinking about packing in the booze afterwards.

Smoking weed is just a lame attempt at suppressing ones inner beel. It's no surprise that 3 of the most excitable Not606ers, Dev, MD and Bib are dope smokers. Rather than facing their beel issues 'head-on', they rely on drugs to gloss over their obvious personality disorders.
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How many drink related crimes are committed in the UK each year? Probably hundreds of thousands.

How many stoners commit crimes in the UK each year? Probably very few if any at all. We are too lazy/chilled to commit crimes.
 
DevAdvocate said:
How many drink related crimes are committed in the UK each year? Probably hundreds of thousands.

How many stoners commit crimes in the UK each year? Probably very few if any at all. We are too lazy/chilled to commit crimes.
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All of them. It's against the law <ok>
 
Magic Laudrup 11 said:
As the queef said, drugs are for mugs. Why anyone would want to inhibit the functions of their body is beyond me. I do get pished though, and make some crazy decisions. Especially at the weekend just past <doh>

****s and *****s......especially poppers.
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For the same reason you get pished I'd imagine <laugh>
 
MD 20/20 said:
For the same reason you get pished I'd imagine <laugh>
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Irony missed <laugh>

I get pished on a social basis. The only time I ever have a drink myself is if I'm playing some poker (I'll have a whisky) or when I get home from a night out (I'll lie on the couch with a beer, fall asleep within 2 minutes and probably spill the beer on the carpet) <laugh>
 
<[O__o]>;4959379 said:
Correct, Callum.

Even getting drunk now is old hat. Going on hols next week and thinking about packing in the booze afterwards.

Smoking weed is just a lame attempt at suppressing ones inner beel. It's no surprise that 3 of the most excitable Not606ers, Dev, MD and Bib are dope smokers. Rather than facing their beel issues 'head-on', they rely on drugs to gloss over their obvious personality disorders.
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The main reason I smoke is to chill me out aye.

But thats only for everyone elses safety.
 
I didn't touch a bit all weekend in Amsterdam. It freaks me out being stoned around the missus, it's like: "**** man, I'm married, how to **** did that happen - and I'm twenty ****ing eight!? where did the last 10 years go - and oh **** I got mortgages and **** to pay, this is way too much ****ing pressure <eek>"
 
MalteseMick said:
I didn't touch a bit all weekend in Amsterdam. It freaks me out being stoned around the missus, it's like: "**** man, I'm married, how to **** did that happen - and I'm twenty ****ing eight!? where did the last 10 years go - and oh **** I got mortgages and **** to pay, this is way too much ****ing pressure <eek>"
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Next time you're there then smoke some white widow part of its genetic modification is to take away all spouse paranoia. It makes you think you're single again.


Mind you if you smoke enough you may well be single again.
 
MalteseMick said:
I didn't touch a bit all weekend in Amsterdam. It freaks me out being stoned around the missus, it's like: "**** man, I'm married, how to **** did that happen - and I'm twenty ****ing eight!? where did the last 10 years go - and oh **** I got mortgages and **** to pay, this is way too much ****ing pressure <eek>"
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Auld ****
 
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