Smiler ride

I believe there was an accident when one of them went down. However, we had a great time and I copped a feel aff an Indian burd I ended up shagging. So all is well that ends well.

 

Egypt is a stinky place. Viewing it by balloon is probably a good idea

 

I thought it was brilliant. Swanning up and down the Nile in a big river boat. Nice room, 24 hour bar service. What's not to like?

 

Still in denial

 

Aye It's braw if you don't leave the boat. Not so great if you're walking the streets. Manky place fulla manky folk.

A bit like Cleland in that respect.

 

While we are/were on the subject of hot air balloons, did you know that while Phileas Fogg was going round the world in 80 days, he didn't go in a hot air balloon.

 

While this is true, monica, you really need to stop getting your facts from QI. Try reading a book ya dumb hun.

 

I have just finished the book, hence I felt the need to share this little gem when I saw somebody mention a hot air balloon

 

"Hot Air Ballooning Through the Ages", I agree is a crackin good read