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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Apr 20, 2018.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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  2. Skylarker

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    Do you realise how inaccurate they are? Saw a show about it, they're an absolute con.
     
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    The Jazz Russian National anthem needs a few likes ffs
     
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    told you, i get a free cinema ticket and a free starbuck drinks per week wearing one
     
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  5. Skylarker

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    How do they know you're wearing it? Just strap it to a dog or something.
     
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    True .You could do that . Don't own any cats or dogs though (you know why <laugh>)
     
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  7. Skylarker

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    Because you eat them.

    or **** them?
     
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    Has he been to Newcastle then?
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    I'd strap a fitbit to my cock and see how many steps I do while banging the Mrs. Then strap it to my cock and see the results when banging the neighbour. Interesting to see how familiarity effects these things.
     
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    Strap it to metths cock, and put a pogba video on.
     
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    Usain Bolt type results.
     
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  13. Archers Road

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    I have one of these...

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    Thinking about an upgrade though...


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    My first thought when I read the thread was what the review said so I'm glad you saved me the effort as I was going to go find it myself.
     
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    What is it, some kind of napkin?

    Hard to tell as there's a watch in the way.
     
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  17. Burly Hurley

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    You been on the beers mate?
     
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    Whether accurate or not mine inspired me to lose 56lb over one year. It may be a placebo wearable but it changed my lifestyle in regards of eating habits combined with exercise. For me it was indispensable and wear it everywhere during the day.

    Ps. I just lost 2lb having a ****. :)
     
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    Smart Watches are ****ing useless so don’t buy one
     
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    I wouldn't say that.

    I've got a Garmin one and it's primarily my golf watch; yardages, hazards etc. It's really good, maps your rounds, scores and such like.

    It's also a smart watch so I keep it on for the steps and heart rate and sleep tracking. Can also track runs and cycles and pretty much anything else.

    Was bought specifically for golf though.
     
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