Radio 1 people who like radio 1 bands that are famous because of radio 1 people who like music only because radio1 say its beautiful or epic guess what's on our work radio.....
When I saw the thread title 1st thought was LR's going to have a field day with this one. But then I noticed it was only 2 pages long.
i'm not getting drawn in. i'm trying to manage the rage at the moment. after smashing the footpump to pieces against a lampost yesterday morning then screaming "motherfucker!" at an old man in a petrol forecort (he pulled in front of me, if mrs. lr hadnt been there i'd have killed him with his zimmer ) i think i need to chill out a bit. i took a very deep breath when i saw this thread
Were you filled with thoughts of "Just scroll past LR, read on it's no worth it, not this time, it's only words LR its only words....."
People who chat to you about the weather in a lift Taxi drivers who talk about the weather Pubs that blast music at about 9pm when you're not pissed enough to a). enjoy ****e music b). start shouting in the ear of the boring **** right beside you instead of a cross table interesting conversation. The only nightclub in Guernsey Taking your belt off and laptop out of your bag at airport security Gatwick Airport The Wetherspoons at Birmingham airport Every other person in the gym - especially the person that stands beside you waiting for you to stop using a particular device instead of using something ****ing else. Cancelling Sky TV Debt collectors who threaten you - **** off it's 'UNSECURED' My mother in law always taking the side of my missus no matter how wrong or ill-informed she may be Celtic F.C. Malta buses Ryanair People who discuss Jordan, Peter Andre's or Cheryle Cole's personal life. ITV and BBC The CO-OP constantly running out of Pasta salads - you keep selling out MAKE ****ING MORE The self service check out machines at the CO-OP which always think you are nicking **** and make you wait for manual assistance Posh people who write comments underneath articles on The Times website The Conservative Party The entire Nation of Israel The really really posh **** in my office
Mick - I have to agree with 90% of those. Unfortunately I've never been Guersey or Jersey and don't know your Mother-in-law. I especially agree with the last four as I went to Uni with heaps of posh ****s as I picked the wrong halls to stay in. Israeli's (Or at least the one's I've met) are a bunch of ****ing ****s and the Tories are just ****s
Junkies and Beggers in the town, they always have some ****ing excuse as to why they don't have a bus fare home. If you don't have enough ****ing money to get home, don't come in then ya tramp. Jobsworths, cant stand people with there tongue permanantly placed in the bosses mudbox. Arseholes who try to start a fight or make snidy comments when am in ma army uniform or dpms. People on the bus who have to be loud to make up for the fact they have tiny wee cocks or are ugly wee cows.
People who wear scarves with tshirts Fellas who tuck their skinny jeans into their boots Microsoft Excel 2007 People in my office who think that because my role involves a high level of IT knowledge I will get on my hands and knees and plug their mouse back into their ****ing computer People who don't understand a Belfast accent <MUIR> Gok Wan Any show on television that's sole point is to shock me by showing me a clip of someones freakishly misformed genitalia (half the channel 4 line up) Any movie or television show that breaks into song or dance Crowds of people standing in front of you waiting by the traffic lights for the green man when the road is empty - out of my way dicks. Every documentary about Nostradamus. Every documentay that contains the word "code" in the title. The postman leaving a 'sorry but you were out' slip for a DVD or book - stick it through the ****ing postbox ITV Football commentators Anything that involves the England football team and the media The girl in the sandwich shop in Guernsey who despite wearing low cut tops, having shockingly powerful tits and spending most of her working day slouched at a 45 degree angle never gives me enough chicken in my ****ing baguette The portugese girl who bottled me at christmas Italian men who still live with their mothers The packaging that comes on things like ear phones where you need a saw to break through it while trying your best not to cut the wires inside 45 different status updates on Facebook after every single Premier Leauge match involving Man Utd, Arsenal, Chelsea or Liverpool. People on Xbox live who's voices havent broke yet calling me a n00b Jamie Redknapp People who use Twitter
People who come out with words like "Bromance" or "Brangelina" People who say what time do you call this when your late! My reply i normally call it 13:01 Dick! Old folk Benifit cheats People who act smug when their team win but say ****all and hide when they get beat! Im the opposite i show face when they lose and say little when my team win! They recorded phone calls that start with "are you in debt"? Naw **** off Tin rattlers! Do you want to make a donation sir? Naw i dont get tae **** ya smug **** Junkies/neds asking me for money
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