Wales were always going to beat Russia, Russia are absolute ****e. Our finishing cost us dear in that one.
Ey, basic first aid. That Slovakian chap, always lean forward old boy, get the blood to run down and out of your snout. Glad to be of help. Don't mention it.
Watching with my daughter who I love dearly but bugger me 8 year olds ask a lot of bloody questions. It's not like watching England isn't stressful enough as it is!
Get your son to ask your daughter the questions. Problem solved. Glad to be of assistance. Don't mention it.
first time this tournament i've said it, but this ref is ****. Buying ****ing everything anytime anyone goes down
Sorry edited. Auto correct gave me an additional child. Still better than a late pull out like last time.....
After that ball burst last night in the French game, if Hamchick heads it in our game and the balls hurts, would he get booked for ungentlemanly conduct? Or perhaps more worringly would the ball stick to his spike? Top tip to Slovakia - keep it nought nought (copyright Glenn Hoddle) until the last minute, then hoof the ball up in the air. Hamchick gets it stuck on his spike then just runs towards Englands goal and dives over the line. 1 - 0. We go through 2nd and play Iceland. Or Osterrich. Or Hungary. Might go and see if there's out to soak up this booze.
