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Match Day Thread Slovakia v England

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Chazz Rheinhold, Jun 19, 2016.

  1. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    Anyone know what Dragons On Tour is all about?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  2. BrAdY

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    that sky football drama

    dream team - harchester united.. the dragons

    **** knows though
     
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  3. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Whoever it is are ****s. Which bellend would put that badge on a flag?

    A quick google suggests the Dragons are Harchester United, a made up football team on some TV programme.
     
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  4. BrAdY

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    the city badge is a joke too
     
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  5. Fez

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    He hasn't so far, so . . . . :emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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  6. originallambrettaman

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    Big 'arry's still on tour...

     
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  7. Quill

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    Well he definitely isn't now then either, if Henderson is in the side.
     
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    according to BBC news24 Henderson is in the squad, in place of Deli Alli.
    apparently.
     
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  9. dennisboothstash

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    Obvious swap <doh>
     
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  10. BOJACKHCAFCMAN

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    I thought he might rest one or two but 6 is ludicrous, Lineker is completely right. We have enough rest time until the next match. This might be one mistake Hodgson won't learn from if we don't win the group regardless.
     
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    I thought they were both in the squad?
     
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  12. originallambrettaman

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    It's not really six changes, as we expected Vardy and Sturridge to stay and they're two of them, the full-backs are another two, I'd have just made one in the middle, rather than two.
     
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  13. PattyNchips2

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    dunno, I just heard it whilst in the kitchen, I may have misheard it, so dont quote me on it.
     
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  14. Quill

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    Like for like then...


    Jesus wept Woy.
     
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    he's playing it safe at least, if he changed it drastically Im sure you would all kick off too.
     
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    Lad at work, his missus is Slovakian. He says to me "I need to go a little early, she's left her keys at home, any tips?"

    Me: "Oh. Yeah. Make her wait outside for 30 mins. Boo her when you get home. Remind her she's always in your shadow when we beat them then laugh in her face. Make loads of bets with her on the result, thank her for her team making the numbers up. Then inform her if her team wins, you're voting for Brexit. Lemme know how you get on tomorrow".

    He's a good laugh, and will most likely do most of that. Despite her being quite feisty.

    Bless.
     
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  17. Chazz Rheinhold

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    If England qualify from their group, there are 12 possible opponents in the last 16 as things stand. Those 12 teams are: Albania, Germany, Poland, Northern Ireland, Spain, Croatia, Czech Republic, Turkey, Hungary, Iceland, Portugal and Austria.

    GROUP B PERMUTATIONS

    It would take a freak run of results for England to not qualify for the knockout stages.

    If England beat Slovakia, they will top Group B.

    If England draw with Slovakia and Wales beat Russia, England will finish second. If England draw and Wales draw or lose, England will top the group.

    If England lose to Slovakia and Wales beat Russia, England will finish third. If England lose and Wales draw, England will finish second.

    If England lose and Wales lose, England will finish second or third, depending on goal difference with Russia.

    LIKELIEST NEXT OPPONENT FOR ENGLAND…

    IF ENGLAND WIN GROUP B

    The winner of Group B will play the third-placed team from Group A, C or D. England would only play a team from Group C if A and D are the two groups where a third-placed team does not qualify, which is highly unlikely.

    Czech Republic or Turkey are set to finish third in Group D, while Albania finished third in Group A after last night’s final games. The best third-placed teams will be settled on points, then by goal difference.

    IF ENGLAND FINISH SECOND IN GROUP B

    They would play the second- placed side in Group F: Austria, Portugal Hungary or Iceland.

    IF ENGLAND FINISH THIRD IN GROUP B

    They’d get the winner of Group C — Germany, Poland or Northern Ireland, or D — Spain or Croatia.
     
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  18. originallambrettaman

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  19. Happy Tiger

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    What the actual **** is that team?

    We need to win the group.

    This is not a game for experimenting.

    There isn't a row of dads insisting their lad gets a game too.

    He's either completely underestimating the enemy tonight, or, he doesn't have a ****ing clue about his team.

    Or both.

    Why's he making it such an ordeal to support my country ffs?

    ****.
     
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  20. Happy Tiger

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    ****s sake.

    Pretend you're doing a match day thread.

    Now. Who are we likely to play?

    You've changed, you're trying to be Fez.

    Less is more Chazzy, less is more.
     
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