Off Topic Sleeping in the Heat

And creams to ****s masturbating over him, or picture him while ****ing their fat husbands and boyfriends 3xa week. Since 2003. Pure Alpha

 

Why are you so protective about Rubber Face's heterosexuality? Would you take down his poster if you thought he was an unfettered bandit?

 

I’m a football fan. He’s raped this sport and made it his for 15 years. He’s ****ed supermodels, actresses the entire time.

At this point, not giving him his due in either regard is based purely on insecurities and anger.

 

Did you see him ****ing the Eiffel Tower?

 

I think he is a marvellous player and a generous human being so it really doesn't irk me one bit he enjoys the company of men. Good luck to the lad.

 

Well even if your fantasy were true, your **** out of luck as he’s into fit bodies, like his own.

 

God you're ****ing tiresome.

 

My body isn't far away from what his is but being older I certainly dribble better.

 

Some say he's an expert at dropping one and leaving.

 

If Ronaldo does bat for the other side he's letting his fellow gay players down, imagine if he came out, the best player on the planet.
If he outs himself he would obviously make it easier for the Man Utd team to follow suit.

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Why would you be angry if one of the greatest footballers of our generation is gay? Why would that make you insecure?

 

Like anything. When someone creates a reality in their head of which there is no measurable evidence for, it stems from those emotions.

 

Unless...

 

Exactly.

Only fan boys idolise footballers instead of clubs, anyway.

The their icon, CR7 or Torres lets them down and they get upset

 

I don't think one person in my office thinks he is straight. And I would hazard a guess that people in media in London have a better gaydar than provincial footie fans

 

No one would ever let him come out.

It would cost him, his managers, advisors, surrogate children, beard supermodel girlfriends too much money

 

Nah. It’s straight jealousy and clenched fist anger. A lot stems from his role ****ing Lolgland out of the 2006 World Cup too.

 

I think ' clenched fist' was probably surplus to requirements on this subject.

 

I work at a company which is mainly Spanish and Portuguese staff and it is open secret in Madrid etc that he is gay. We have about 10 per cent English staff, rest are German, French, etc

 

Lol you know what I mean. This is what an Englishman looks like thinking about their obsessions role in the 2006 World Cup quarterfinal