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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. The Ginger Marks

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    Come on Meth it’s not a secret any more son. You’ve already said you fondled a man’s tits and we all know you like a warm salty drink.
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    Being a massive bender with IBS you must be ****ting yourself. <laugh>
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No I haven’t, I felt a womans tits in school, I was in year 9 I think, The only tits you’ve felt is your dad is you incest ****ter.
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I’m not a bender, Says Skid Marks, Who craps himself whenever he’s at the receiving end of a Matthburn, stigma racist tosser.
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

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    You fondled a man’s tits at 9! Wowzers you must have been putting out for years. Lucky men.
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No I didn’t, learn to read you spaz.
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

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    Methburn only exists in your hand when you’re ****ing off you boyfriends.
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    That makes you a *****phile Meth.
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No, I’m not a ****ter like you, you f(u)cling spazmoid, I know you’ve got some fans licking your arse, But I can see through your bullsh(i)t
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No it doesn’t. the girl was the same age as me when we were in school you Muslim hating Kunt,
     
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    Air flow helps the sweat on your skin to evaporate quicker, thus cooling you down. It also helps with convection.

    Basic science you meerkat.
     
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  12. brb

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    And you're a mole in a hole....basic science moles don't need fans, nor do meerkats or *****oses.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    There’s one more ?
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Ronaldo being gay is the worst kept secret in football.

    It’s like being surprised that Elton John is gay.
     
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    Matth channel?
     
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    I think the new season needs to start as quickly as possible <ok>
     
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  17. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    @Matth_2014 and @Tel are in denial about their icon
     
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    I find that it is mostly “males” from the UK who constantly hope and dream about the greatest alpha ever, Cristiano Ronaldo being a ****. What’s that all about? Really?
     
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    Actually every single woman is my office notes how gay he is too.

    I find it is United plastix who are gutted when they realise that he is a spanker. Dunno why.

    Wouldn't bother me if I found out Zola or one of the greatest Chelsea players is a spanker
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    Bumder, I don't hate anybody. There's people I might not care for on a personal level but never hate.

    I don't hate gay flamers such as yourself either. If gays your way that's ok.
     
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