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Sleep Talking

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  2. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    My mate did that to his bird and she "got him back" but putting deep heat or her hand and ****ing him aff. **** walked like he'd shat himself <gambol> for a week. Said it was the sorest thing he'd ever experienced.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Tell him to get revenge on her by ****ing on her sofa <laugh>

    ...unless it's his sofa too, in which case don't bother.
     
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  4. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    He used that story as a kind of chat up line and cheated on her then they split up. <ok>
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    When I was a young 'un I climbed into my parent's bed bollock naked and pissed after a night out <doh> <laugh>
     
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