Me and my mate got caught wearing the priests robes and drinking the communion wine just before I stopped going. This is the same boy who scratched "**** OFF" in the pew with a knife in massive 10 inch lettering. If there is a hell; he's going there.
theres not a hell tho and eveyone knows it. I like how confession works in the catholic church, u murder someone ur goin to hell unless u tell a priest u did it then ur ok
Aye, hell can't be much worse than offshore anyway. Eternity in a ****-hole with a bunch of ****s. Not all that much different from 2 weeks in the North Sea
proddy's even better! you dont need a priest! you just have to remember to think "i accept christ as my saviour and i'm really really sorry about what i did to all those women" before you get shot through the eyeball and you're in! i'm glad i was christened, it gives you options just incase you're wrong
ad rather go to hell anyway, aw the lads will be doon there gettin a swally no doubt, all the geeks will be in heaven talkin ****e, the devils probably cuttin lines as we speak
i do think i might have actually prayed once or twice when i was away think i actually opened with; "pretty sure you're not there but....."
think i signed off by apologising for not calling very often and promising to lead a good christian life until my dying day if he/she/it could just see me through the next 40 minutes or something. "...if you absolutely HAVE to do something, why not larry in 3 section? he's a ****er and a catholic...."
this Irish **** a knew in Oz went to the chapel when someone he knew died back home. he said he was goin to pray for him. a didny want to upset the guy so a didny say anyhin but wtf are u doin that for mate? thast no gony help matters 1 bit.
C'mon Nev; the "power" of prayer and all that. Maybe it'll make his coffin more comfortable or make the undertaker fill him with chemicals a bit more gently.
