You should have been around at midnight, yer missed all the tom foolery.
Yes, a slow painful death...he would start by pissing himself laughing, then begin frothing at the mouth followed by slumping back in his chair unable to move. Just a normal day on 606 really.

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fat bitches, spurlock will be pkeased
fat bitches, spurlock will be pkeased
fat bitches, spurlock will be pkeased
You think they are fat?
Your **** must be a Heroin addict whos only means of protein is from suckin dick for a fiver or you're skinny arse can't handle curves because next to curves you look like a malnutritioned rat
you always take major offense when I mention your love of fat birds, each to their own lol
I doubt you even know who it is.Shame she's not into ginger tossers.
Remember Cher?
If I Could Turn Back Time...
Wickedly correctYou're far too old for Cher mate. Dame Vera Lynn is more your peer group.

You're far too old for Cher mate. Dame Vera Lynn is more your peer group.
Cher is older than everyone.Cher's older than me, you cheeky bastard!
And she probably wouldn't go for a fat, bald midget.Cher's older than me, you cheeky bastard!