Skiddy the Oracle

[Spurlock]

or gobshaite, you decide

It won't happen blue, they're bottlers

With Arsenal losing we can all but wrap it up at the **** heap.

if Arsenal lose tonight will will win the title at your ****heap tomorrow [HASHTAG]#Bottler[/HASHTAG].

Nor will you after tomorrow [HASHTAG]#welch[/HASHTAG]

For the unambitious Spuds their season hangs on getting something from the January 4th game at three point Lame. Failure to get anything will again smash the souls of their beleaguered fans and will see long periods of missing from this forum like the last time at Stamforza Bridge.

Be strong spudlets always here to counsel lost souls on your journey to mediocrity.

against a weakened Watford side who made 9 changes and only won 4-1 we'll mash you cnuts.

Exactly they've already lost to the champions elect who ended their draw sequence. More medicine to come on the 4th January.

You'll get mashed you sloppy headed twat

You've obviously been carrying on camping with the [HASHTAG]#bottler[/HASHTAG] in Basingstoke. We will be carrying on cruising at 3 point lane so you Spuds will be carrying on screaming! Costa will be bunging it up of jaxy (Dembele).

So don't lose your head because we will be carrying on regardless.
Ooh Matron.

Watford weaken by 9 injuries it's no surprise if they go for 6. A long John Silver eleven would get 10. On the 4th they're playing the champions it'll be the same old story, crying Spuds and joyous Chelsea fans as we establish a 13 point lead at their ****hole.

4 wins and a draw

HIAB's dildo juggernaut heading for another raping on January 4th

 

[The Ginger Marks]

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[luvgonzo]

I'll avoid betting on any of his predictions.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I'll avoid betting on any of his predictions.

It was only one luv I got the Chelsea 2 Spuds 1 bang on as did I predict the right scores in 4 of their draws. I'm safer than a condom mate.

 

[Spurlock]

It was only one luv I got the Chelsea 2 Spuds 1 bang on as did I predict the right scores in 4 of their draws. I'm safer than a condom mate.

Not the point. Point is superbly demonstrated in the OP.

You are a gobshaite, that fact is safer than a condom mate.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Not the point. Point is superbly demonstrated in the OP.

You are a gobshaite, that fact is safer than a condom mate.

And your a racist finger pointing yid who talks out of his arse so much in fact you look like this;

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[Hoddle is a god]

This is a superb thread, and long over due. I hope that the lads will support it, and that it will run and run for a few seasons.

I'll be looking to add my own Skiddy gobshite posts in due course, and trust that you lads will do the same.

In the meantime, congratulations to the OP.

 

[Spurlock]

This is a superb thread, and long over due. I hope that the lads will support it, and that it will run and run for a few seasons.

I'll be looking to add my own Skiddy gobshite posts in due course, and trust that you lads will do the same.

In the meantime, congratulations to the OP.

Cheers Hiag, to be fair to others I've only picked a snippet of Skiddy's Wum **** ups, i isolated it to his pre match bollocks, so there are plenty more out there for you all to cherry pick.

 

[Commachio]

This is a superb thread, and long over due. I hope that the lads will support it, and that it will run and run for a few seasons.

I'll be looking to add my own Skiddy gobshite posts in due course, and trust that you lads will do the same.

In the meantime, congratulations to the OP.

No one gives a **** what you add. Let them go at it. Its quite amusing, you will just ruin the main event, like a cheap B movie in black and white.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Hello!

Skiddy's lover has arrived to throw her weight into the action.

Commy, there really is no need for you to be here, love. This is a thread dedicated to ripping the piss out of Skiddy. Are you going to do that?

No, so move on, bitch.

 

[Commachio]

Hello!

Skiddy's lover has arrived to throw her weight into the action.

Commy, there really is no need for you to be here, love. This is a thread dedicated to ripping the piss out of Skiddy. Are you going to do that?

No, so move on, bitch.

Nope.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Hello!

Skiddy's lover has arrived to throw her weight into the action.

Commy, there really is no need for you to be here, love. This is a thread dedicated to ripping the piss out of Skiddy. Are you going to do that?

No, so move on, bitch.

Not going well is it! I've owned you two cretins all morning and the sock

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Not going well is it! I've owned you two cretins all morning and the sock

You remind me of the Black Knight in Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

Even when the silly ****er has both his arms and both his legs hacked off, he still thinks he has won the fight.

Give it up, you buffoon! You've had your arse roundly kicked by several posters and your dignity is in shreds. Call it a night fella.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

You remind me of the Black Knight in Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

Even when the silly ****er has both his arms and both his legs hacked off, he still thinks he has won the fight.

Give it up, you buffoon! You've had your arse roundly kicked by several posters and your dignity is in shreds. Call it a night fella.

Says Brave Sir Robin mate you have to learn that your third rate wummery is no match for me that's why you'll have to reply.

 

[Commachio]

You remind me of the Black Knight in Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

Even when the silly ****er has both his arms and both his legs hacked off, he still thinks he has won the fight.

Give it up, you buffoon! You've had your arse roundly kicked by several posters and your dignity is in shreds. Call it a night fella.

Are you jealous that much, so as you have to stick your rat face into every thread?

Why not let the main actors crack on with the movie?

You don't even make the credits.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

This isn't a dual, Commy. It's a thread on a public discussion forum. In other words, everyone is free to rip the piss out of Skiddy. Even you.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

This isn't a dual, Commy. It's a thread on a public discussion forum. In other words, everyone is free to rip the piss out of Skiddy. Even you.

There you go, couldn't leave it. No match for me at all...you're pathetic.

 

[Spurlock]

No match for me at all...you're pathetic.

Past form tells me you are probably way off the mark Skiddy lol.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Past form tells me you are probably way off the mark Skiddy lol.

Past form? The hidings you've endured at my hands tell a different story but I fear you're too fcuking thick & punch drunk.

 

[Bald Archie]

Now 13 points behind the champions elect & Londons top club.

Mind the gap!

10 points clear Rimmer
Mind the gap!

7 points

Mind the gap!

Hope them numbers keep coming down.