Skiddy’s plate of **** thread

I've just made a 7 egg spicy omelette and it looks like Ginge made it.

 

I hope that’s for at least 2 lol

 

Ha no that's just mine.

 

7 eggs ffs! You’ll smell like a mustard gas trench tonight mate

 

I throw most of the yolks to save fats for other meals later on, but yeah I'll probably be tooting later.

 

Go do one arsehole.

 

Clearly your wife cooks in your gaff Tel as you appear to lack culinary skills or understanding of food that doesn’t come in a bucket or a styrofoam wrapper. The fat renders off and the remaining bones add flavour to the stock.

This lesson was given free mate

 

Depends what you put in it Tel? If you’re feeling adventurous why not smash up some chillies and garlic in a pestle and fry it over a high flame. Add a little minced pork, fish sauce, msg, holy basil (available in Sainsbury’s I believe) and a bit of sugar and salt (optional)

In another pan throw in three large beaten eggs, when the eggs solidify place your spicy pork on one half and fold over. Voila! Spicy pork omelette


Ps. Don’t forget to piss in the car park when you go to Sainsbury’s.

 

I prefer meat that looks like meat as opposed to something you’d lob outside for the dog

 

Hmm you’re not getting this are you Tobes. Yes you could make it with spare ribs or any other cut of meat but the bones give all the flavour.

 

Not a fan of any meat on the bone barring lamb shank

 

You remove the bone after cooking T,what’s left is fat free chunks of pork in a thick rich tomato based meal.

 

I need to see the pic Skids

 

I’ve added one to the previous post.

 

I’m going to be making this tonight.



Spicy meatballs in a red Thai curry sauce served with rice.

 

That looks alright in fairness

 

Mate I was a chef in my own restaurant before I sold up and moved here. Also selling curries and pies to the other ferangs here when I can be arsed.

 

Did you move there for the cheap sex or were you on the run mate?

 

Imagine Skiddy being on an episode of Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares or whatever it was called. They’d still be hurling insults at each other trying to get the last word in.