Skiddy’s plate of **** thread

There is beetroot and some lettuce in there too.

Living the dream.

 

Any tomato skins?

 

I went to macs and got the wrap of the day. ate one, then bought another 2.. filled the gap.

 

Today's offering;

 

Could you have had it without the maggots?

 

That, my man, is wholegrain rice. There is also quinoa.

 

Quinoa? Isn't that Vegan ****y ***** food. @Tel

 

Now that.....is a plate worthy of this thread

Looks like a pavement pizza

 

Yes. Piskie sells it wholesale.

 

Leftover Chinese.

 

Nah, that's left over quick paella.

Very easy;

fry some chopped chorizo
lightly fry one small chopped onion and two cloves chopped garlic in the chorizo oil
Add some sliced chicken breast, in this case peri peri style, and come shelled prawns
Add some hot water, a cup of petit pois and a tablespoon of tomato puree
Add a packed of micro wave rice or two, in this case whole grain and quinoa, and stir all together.

Et voila.

 

About 900 calories?

Chorizo is the nicest food this planet has ever spat out but also about as healthy as sleeping with a Malian Street Worker.

 

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Vegan Chorizo anyone?

 

It is, roasted and crispy there is definitely nothing better.

I used a very small amount. Tempting to put a full one in though!

The whole shebang is two meals and there's only really the chorizo that's 'bad'.

 

Actual chod.

 

Thought as you were all getting vegan trendy *****'s I'd treat you to a bum watering treat.

 

I struggle to eat veg, most of it tastes like ****. No matter how it's presented. I have to force it down.

 

Bet your mum was happy when you ****ed off out of it ya picky bastard.

 

Yeah was as it happens

 

That actually makes some of ginge's food look edible.