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Skiddy’s plate of **** thread

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  1. luvgonzo

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    Madras is about as hot as I go, I have tried hotter dishes but I don't enjoy them.
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    Me too, I had a chicken Jalfrezi in one place and didnt taste a mouthful.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    FFS <doh>

    Pictures of curries on a menu, classy.

    It wouldn't be so bad if said curry didn't look like the leftover sludge from a top floor jumper.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

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    Thanks Tel, praise indeed.But I was hoping for 'The inside of a bungee jumpers keks.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'll keep that one for next time.
     
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  6. You still doing a roast this Sunday, yeah, Ben?

    I'm asking for my mate.
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

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    Don't do roasts, no money in it.

    Ps. You don't have any friends. <ok>
     
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  8. <laugh>
    Yes, you do!

    Don’t try to throw me off your trail, Ben. I know who you are.
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    Do I? Would be a trick as I havent opened yet. <laugh>
     
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  10. Not your own place, may be...
    <whistle>
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    There's a really good Indian takeaway locally and they have a hot curry club section of the menu where you can have a Phal or a choice of other hot currys they have 1 that uses the Jolokia pepper and one with Carolina Reaper. I'd love to try them but I wouldn't want to order a whole curry as it's not getting eaten.
     
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  12. Saintmagic

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    I used to be terrible with hot food, then I had a housemate for 3 years at uni who ****ing loved cooking and loved spice. Everything he cooked was coated in chilli powder/cayenne pepper and chopped up chilli. Was only after I started cooking for myself again that I realised that I was now ****ed after eating this food for so long and I am basically the same.

    I can eat a phal but in my experience (of a massive 3 phals from different places) they don't really taste of much and they are just trying to make it as hot as possible so it isn't tasty, I do like the heat though. Haven't ever tried eating the super hot chillis raw though, I have Carolina reaper hot sauce that I mix in with my eggs or rice.
     
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  13. If the food is too hot and spicy, you can’t taste it, and you could be eating a dog turd.

    Perhaps that’s what Skiddy is after?
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

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    Clearly you know as little about food as you do football. <ok>
     
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    Most Asians argue the exact opposite. They think the food has no taste unless its very spicy.

    My Mrs travels with a bottle or Sachets of Sambal (spicy chili sauce) and makes her own at home. Nobody would eat at an Indonesian meal if its not served.
     
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    Ta daaaaa.

    IMG-20180605-WA0000.jpg
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Chicken spinach and cottage cheese... I hated those days.

    Cottage cheese is the devil's food.
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    You missed the carrot but that probably came with the vomit. <ok>
     
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