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  1. monacoger

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    Correct<ok>
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Nah, it means getting oot yer face or getting punched/hit very hard.

    Jockish slang is complicated.
     
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  3. Ponders Revisited

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    A few of you guys know my true identity - and one has even met me in person (no, not Jonno), yet he still gives me plenty of stick, which suits me fine.

    I'll keep things as they are for now. I could probably sell a few more books on here, but the houses are paid for now. :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  4. monacoger

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    Are you John Le Carré?
     
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    Dan met you.
     
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    <laugh> I'm 36.

    And believe or it not, I actually sell jokes to well-known comedians. I've supplied material for sitcoms, stand-ups, radio shows and numerous publications.

    I once scribbled down some musings on the train from Edmonton Green to Liverpool Street and received £1250 for them.

    I 'work' approximately ten hours per week.

    It's all in the imagination, you see. ;)
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Are you the Batman?
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I know who you are!





































    Yer a ****.
     
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    Yep. I'd have to agree with you, G. :D
     
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    ****ing hell, I would make a fortune selling my made up jokes! Dev would starve to death though.
     
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    They have to be imaginary jokes, though.
     
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  12. monacoger

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    Do they give better yield?
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Which would be criminal. Ya criminal.
     
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    Imaginary yields are really rather poor, I'm afraid - but you could imagine them to be better.
     
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    That's the beauty of the repossessed American property market, you don't need to imagine, the yields are good. You should look into it<ok>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I've never heard of these yields before, unless I was being subliminally programmed by repeated use of a keyword such as 'yield' on something such as a football forum.

    In the meantime, please send me information and perhaps a glossy brochure so that I too can yield because I really want to yield my yield.
     
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